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Today, my boyfriend, who doesn't wear deodorant and has horrible dandruff, decided to shower for the first time in nearly a week because he got invited out to a bar. He didn't even invite me to go with him. FML


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On 11/09/2010 at 9:11pm - health - by worthless (woman) - United States (New York)

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YDI for staying with him. Seriously, you like being around Mr. Smelly?

#2 - On 11/10/2010 at 2:58am by BobbingForOlives

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Whoa. Please teach him about good hygiene. Love must really be blind. Or, in your case, has a stuffy nose as well. Nasty.

#5 - On 11/10/2010 at 3:00am by NotYourOrdinary7

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