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Today, I saw an old homeless man who had just fallen down due to his drinking. Everyone laughed at him, but I felt bad, so I went to help him up. My reward? A quick punch in the face, landing me in the hospital. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20627) - you deserved it (4160)

On 11/09/2010 at 6:13am - health - by Anonymous (man) - India

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people, you can't just jump to the conclusion that homeless are drunk, lazy, drug users. obviously, some of them are, but there's a good amount of people who are hoeless because they got laid off, and it all went down hill from there. if your source of income got laid off, and no one could find a job, where do you think you'll be in a couple months?

#11 - On 11/09/2010 at 10:21am by Adamantoise

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they're called untouchables for a reason

#8 - On 11/09/2010 at 10:14am by waveman56

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