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Today, I decided to put on my Halloween make-up to be sure that I could and that it would look nice. I was satisfied with my results, and went to wash it off. Everything came off fine, except for the eye liner and eye shadow. It's bright purple. I'm a man. Halloween isn't until Sunday. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12732) - you deserved it (27194)

On 10/27/2010 at 2:57pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

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haha, that's funny. you better rock that purple eyeliner now ;)

#1 - On 10/27/2010 at 6:14pm by stealthkitten

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Make an excuse.. Say someone hit you and your eye is bleeding purple pus and you will die from a horrible disease if you suffer from bullying

#5 - On 10/27/2010 at 6:17pm by Mielad

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