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Today, my friend asked why I always smell like a dead animal carcass. I have no idea. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23047) - you deserved it (7139)

On 09/24/2010 at 7:10pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

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YDI. Go shower, OP.

#1 - On 09/24/2010 at 8:00pm by ohthebloodygore

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Dude, get a fucking wash...

and take that gerbil out your arse.

#6 - On 09/24/2010 at 8:02pm by MetalFish

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