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Today, I noticed my kitten was growling and twitching in his sleep. I tried to wake him up by gently prodding him. He responded by waking up and attacking my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9885) - you deserved it (27986)

On 09/21/2010 at 12:38am - health - by meowmeow - Australia

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What exactly made you think that was a good idea?

#1 - On 09/21/2010 at 6:08am by Mirorbo

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aww don't wake a sleeping kitty!

#2 - On 09/21/2010 at 6:12am by catherine012

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