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Today, I'm recovering from abdominal surgery. In addition to pain, I'm having trouble peeing and haven't pooped since Sunday, so my surgeon prescribed a laxative. Turns out I'm allergic to it. Now I'm covered in hives, even in my ears, incisions, and lady parts. I also still haven't pooped. FML

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aw that sucks

#1 - On 09/02/2010 at 10:23am by drakem

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+6 | 2

That's gotta be painful.

FYL, OP, quite unfortunate series of events.

#2 - On 09/02/2010 at 10:24am by OnlyAvailableID

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+2 | 10

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