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Today, after almost a week of being bd-ridden with a bad flu, mah mom told me it was mah job to clean the house. When I told her I still had a fever an didn't feel well, she lookd at me an said in an understanding voice "It's okay honey, u can do it slowly." real FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29668) - you deserved it (4671)

On 09/01/2010 at 10:41am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

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C'mon, slack-ass! You've been a parasite to your family for a week, it's about time you do a little work.

She IS allowing it to be done slowly -- that woman is a saint!

#10 - On 09/01/2010 at 12:56pm by perdix

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ooh shes niicee,

#2 - On 09/01/2010 at 12:53pm by JessAmmyy_

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