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Today, after almost a week of being bed-ridden with a bad flu, my mom told me it was my job to clean the house. When I told her I still had a fever and didn't feel well, she looked at me and said in an understanding voice "It's okay honey, you can do it slowly." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23036) - you deserved it (3513)

On 09/01/2010 at 10:41am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

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C'mon, slack-ass! You've been a parasite to your family for a week, it's about time you do a little work.

She IS allowing it to be done slowly -- that woman is a saint!

#10 - On 09/01/2010 at 12:56pm by perdix

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make me a sammich while your at it

#9 - On 09/01/2010 at 12:55pm by Turtle_Mode

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