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Today, I have discovered things not to do while drunk. Like shaving my legs. FML


I agree, your life sucks (7220) - you deserved it (35814)

On 08/31/2010 at 10:46pm - health - by WIno - United States (Alabama)

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haha did u miss a spot?

#2 - On 09/01/2010 at 3:03am by mama2b3

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Next time shave your legs befor you drink. That way you won't feel the need to do it once you're drunk.

#7 - On 09/01/2010 at 3:06am by schwancy

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