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Today, I had to endure a long drive from Poland to England. We weren't allowed to open our windows. My mum threw up. Twice. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23736) - you deserved it (2158)

On 08/10/2010 at 9:46am - health - by travelsickness - United Kingdom (Dorset)

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There is one reason I bothered to read the comments on this post. I wanted to see how many people made dumbass comments about how you can't drive to England because it's on an island. Thank you for entertaining me with your cluelessness!

#120 - On 08/10/2010 at 8:13pm by KayleeFrye

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That's horrible! You should have gotten one of those little pine-tree air fresheners and stuck in on your nose!

#7 - On 08/10/2010 at 1:15pm by ArtIsResistance7

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