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Today, I stayed home, sick in bed. I had been sleeping on my arms. I got up quickly to grab the phone. My numb left arm rocketed and punched me in the (now cut) lip, which threw me off balance, making me smash my (now bloody) nose off of the headboard. It was a telemarketer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46233) - you deserved it (5173)

On 02/24/2009 at 3:34pm - health - by Sick (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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Wow, you got beat up by yourself. That takes a lot of talent.

#1 - On 02/24/2009 at 5:08pm by beekers

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how the fuck?...i would like to see a reinactment. but dont worry it sounded like something id do

#6 - On 02/24/2009 at 5:25pm by vampireknight

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