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Today, I was watching this show about fat people. I was wondering how people could let this happen to themselves. Then I looked down and saw a giant bowl of popcorn, ice cream, potato chips, and soda. I thus figured out how people do this to themselves. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6354) - you deserved it (36102)

On 08/05/2010 at 4:17am - health - by Somethingswrongwiththispic (woman) - United States

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haha deserved it

#1 - On 08/05/2010 at 10:09am by xxnike1134xx

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#2 - On 08/05/2010 at 10:10am by lizzilla8297

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