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Today, I had to get bloodwork done. I'm deathly afraid of needles. The whole lobby heard me scream as soon as the nurse said 'hello'. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13064) - you deserved it (18032)

On 07/24/2010 at 6:50am - health - by breathexali (woman) - United States (New York)

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lol the nurse probably thinks she is ugly or something, and you screamed when you saw her hahaha.....Today, at work as a nurse, a patient screamed as soon as they saw me when i walked into the room. FML.

#4 - On 07/24/2010 at 1:18pm by kelliejellie

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No worries, when I had to get a blood test, I had a panic attack, fainted and had to be carried out of the hospital. I still have to go back to get the test done.

#38 - On 07/24/2010 at 2:43pm by Twin_Terror

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