Mr. Shawzy
Canada
Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML
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ms piggy
United States
Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML
pathetic
Canada
Simple answer
Today, while getting ready for work, I realized that all my pants were getting a bit tight. When I got home from work, I went in to the bathroom and stood on the scale, which confirmed that I have gained a few pounds. I then realized that I was eating while standing on the scale. FML
fatflabbyfail
United States
Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML
unknown002
United States
Today, I stepped on the scale because I'm trying to maintain a good weight. The scale read that I had lost 6 pounds. Feeling really good about myself, I stepped off the scale only to see that the corner of the scale was sitting on the rug, making the scale mess up and tell me the wrong weight. FML
trev
United States
Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML
Anonymous
Boston, United States
The indignity
Today, I stepped on the scale this morning and it actually shattered beneath my feet. FML
ihncredible
Macomb, United States
Today, I stepped on the scale and realized that I weigh more than the amount of money that I have in my bank account. FML
Anonymous
It creeps up on you
Today, I looked down while taking a piss and could only see my belly button. Wow, I’m fat now. FML
tripleBBB
Today, I was in the shower when I realised that maybe I'm getting a little too fat. I was scrubbing the old belly when a dollar flew out onto the floor. I'm 23. FML
annie
Own it
Today, when I stepped on the scale this morning, I broke it. Now my family won’t stop making fun of me and calling me names like "chubby" and "fatso". The scale was really old and I weigh 110 pounds. FML
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PixelSlayer247 0
Bart: Um, Dad? Homer: Huh? Bart: Towel rack...
lemonsmcbob 0
i have been there, it is depressing.
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Comments (38)
HanisMan01 0
Buy a bigger scale?
B4SK3TB4IL 0
basketball is fun and also a great workout!
Karma_Geddon 36
Perhaps a talking scale?
Jasper_fml 0
ew.
diet_cocaine 0
one of my favorites honestly it waz a pleasure to read this cause now i know im skinnier than someone else HAHAHA
atomicmrpelly 2
I have a periscope you could borrow...
lemonsmcbob 0
i have been there, it is depressing.
geesquared 0
FYL because that sucks but YDI for letting it happen.
123sploosh 0
ahh me too, i feel for you, but i bet your fine
juicyfresh 7
judging by your picture you don't seem to have that problem anymore
crazymofooooo 0
Haha you dumb fatass... It isn't that hard to figure out if your fat
PixelSlayer247 0
Bart: Um, Dad? Homer: Huh? Bart: Towel rack...
jo0owe 9
dad....its say that its not toxic! XD sorry i had too, i think im gonna go watch thé Simpson
mikew85 0
Hit the gym, it'll be hard work, but you owe it to yourself and your family to get in shape.