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Today, I was on an airplane and had to go to the bathroom. The guy next to me was asleep and blocking the aisle. I tapped him on the shoulder, and he responded by punching me in the stomach. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26529) - you deserved it (2407)

On 06/18/2010 at 1:25pm - health - by anonymous - United States (Florida)

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