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Illustration by Jean-Frederic Koné
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Today, I was on an airplane and had to go to the bathroom. The guy next to me was asleep and blocking the aisle. I tapped him on the shoulder, and he responded by punching me in the stomach. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27746) - you deserved it (2482)

On 06/18/2010 at 1:25pm - health - by anonymous - United States (Florida)

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next time just shit or piss on him!

#1 - On 06/18/2010 at 5:03pm by complic8d3vil

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christ almighty this has to be one of the most creative illustrations ever!

#110 - On 08/27/2011 at 10:53am by Give_Linux_A_Go

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