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Today, I was on a friends trampoline trying to convince my mom trampolines are safe and I should get one. While telling her I smashed my knee into my face. I jumped off bleeding, slipped, hit my head on the trampoline, and got knocked unconscious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40000) - you deserved it (31862)

On 04/19/2009 at 5:44pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

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how ironic.

#1 - On 04/19/2009 at 8:41pm by skitz

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so did you get a trampoline or not?

#4 - On 04/19/2009 at 8:43pm by akeep5

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