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Today, I went to lick the excess peanut butter off the knife after making a PB and J. Turns out the knife can and will cut your tongue, even though you don't think it will. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9586) - you deserved it (56307)

On 06/12/2010 at 6:13pm - health - by bobby - United States (Massachusetts)

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you didn't think a knife made to cut things could cut u?

#4 - On 06/12/2010 at 9:01pm by JesseJaymz

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duh. thats pretty obvious it a KNIFE...

#2 - On 06/12/2010 at 9:01pm by kraykray

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