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Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34370) - you deserved it (7517)

On 05/29/2010 at 12:14am - health - by fmlpanda (woman) - United States (Florida)

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"YDI for having bad teeth / not looking after your teeth"
Really?
The vast majority of people who have braces have them to correct something they could not possibly have any control over, like misaligned teeth or an over/underbite. Not looking after your teeth gives you cavities, not braces.

#24 - On 05/29/2010 at 7:01am by boatiebanter

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ohh, devo!!
I always mocked my friend saying that it was going to happen to her but I never did.
poor you
sorry
xxx

#1 - On 05/29/2010 at 6:19am by easlehc

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