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Today, I decided to lay out and tan. I fell asleep and got sun burned and bitten numerous times by mosquitoes. If I scratch my itch, the burn hurts terribly. If I don't scratch it, it itches terribly. FML


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On 05/26/2010 at 4:17am - health - by kaylajere - United States (Texas)

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Try ice-cubes on the bite. They'll relieve the itch and help take away the burning sensation. Just wrap the ice-cube in something like papertowels first though.

#3 - On 05/26/2010 at 10:05am by cmdr_keen

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don't scratch...the itch will go away eventually lol

#1 - On 05/26/2010 at 10:02am by tabaleah

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