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Today, my mom decided our whole family is going on a diet. Why? Because the vet told us our dog is overweight, and she "didn't want Twix to suffer alone." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24410) - you deserved it (3326)

On 05/13/2010 at 2:01am - health - by fatpooch (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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or maybe you're fat and she doesn't want to break it to you

#1 - On 05/13/2010 at 6:03am by leighxxx998

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Need a moment, OP?

Chew it over with a "Twix." ;D

#15 - On 05/13/2010 at 6:26am by Person1233

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