Today, my mom decided our whole family is going on a diet. Why? Because the vet told us our dog is overweight, and she "didn't want Twix to suffer alone." FML
by fatpooch / 05/13/2010 at 2:01am / Canada (British Columbia) / Health
Make sure your text complies with our rules
or maybe you're fat and she doesn't want to break it to you
#1 - On 05/13/2010 at 6:03am by leighxxx998
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Your dog's name is Twix. Highly unlikely any diet will be successful for you lot.
#18 - On 05/13/2010 at 6:38am by nzl
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