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Today, my mom decided our whole family is going on a diet. Why? Because the vet told us our dog is overweight, and she "didn't want Twix to suffer alone." FML


I agree, your life sucks (33470) - you deserved it (4630)

On 05/13/2010 at 2:01am - health - by fatpooch (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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or maybe you're fat and she doesn't want to break it to you

#1 - On 05/13/2010 at 6:03am by leighxxx998

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Your dog's name is Twix. Highly unlikely any diet will be successful for you lot.

#18 - On 05/13/2010 at 6:38am by nzl

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