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Today, I finally won an ongoing battle with my family to go to a restaurant I like, rather than a restaurant I hate with a passion. Now I'm throwing up, and my back is killing me. I'm the only one who got food poisoning. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35661) - you deserved it (11064)

On 02/22/2009 at 2:02pm - health - by amandapurple (woman) - United States

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I think you've made a huge mistake.

#1 - On 02/22/2009 at 5:21pm by badonis

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i hope the food was at least yummy while you were eating it.

#5 - On 02/22/2009 at 5:32pm by holynemesis1208

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