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Today, I finally won an ongoing battle with my family to go to a restaurant I like, rather than a restaurant I hate with a passion. Now I'm throwing up, and my back is killing me. I'm the only one who got food poisoning. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28504) - you deserved it (9160)

On 02/22/2009 at 2:02pm - health - by amandapurple (woman) - United States

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