Health: Today, I finally won an ongoing battle with my family to go to...

By amandapurple - 22/02/2009 19:02 - United States

Today, I finally won an ongoing battle with my family to go to a restaurant I like, rather than a restaurant I hate with a passion. Now I'm throwing up, and my back is killing me. I'm the only one who got food poisoning. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 28/05/2010 23:51 - United States

Today, I went out to eat to celebrate getting over the stomach flu. I hadn't eaten solid food in over a week, so I was really excited and ordered my favorite dish. It gave me food poisoning. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 05:16 - United States

Today, after struggling with anorexia for months, I got food poisoning. FML

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By Sickofbeingsick - 01/10/2011 05:17 - United States

Today, after a week of staying in at night and fighting off a persistent cold, I was finally feeling well again, so I decided to go to my boyfriend's work BBQ. I got food poisoning. FML

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Too much of a good thing

By tryingtoberomantic - 28/09/2019 14:00 - Australia

Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML

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By ekoblick - 17/06/2011 04:34 - United States

Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML

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By why?? - 24/05/2016 13:29 - United States

Today, I think I've finally gotten past the food poisoning that caused me to puke so violently that I pulled muscles in my abdomen and chest. Unfortunately, some of that vomit hung around long enough to give me a sinus infection. FML

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Two rooms, two atmospheres

By Anonymous - 26/11/2020 16:58

Today, I tried to cook a nice meal for my sister's friends. It turned out perfect and they enjoyed it, while I was in the bathroom throwing up for two hours due to food poisoning. FML

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By babybambi - 29/12/2018 02:00

Today, I got food poisoning for the first time after cooking. Yesterday, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. FML

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By anon - 26/07/2010 04:22 - United States

Today, I was fired from the restaurant I work at because I missed my shift. I missed it because I was in the hospital for food poisoning from the meal I ate at work last night. FML

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By sickday - 02/12/2018 17:30

Today, I took my first holiday from work in over 6 months as it was my birthday. Today was also the day I woke up and vomited violently for 10 straight hours as a result of food poisoning. FML

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corocoro 30

Thursday 15 August 2013 13:01

Why would you go to a restaurant that is known for giving people food poisoning?

badonis 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 23:21

I think you've made a huge mistake.

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Neoistheone88 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 20:01

Hang on I'm a lol confused, if your friends have gotten food poisoning fom this place, why is it still your favorite restaraunt?

substitutes 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 2:34

I wonder what restaurant it was

Arch27 27

Wednesday 26 December 2012 18:00

My wife's family loves going to a certain Asian restaurant chain. I'm not a huge fan of that restaurant's cuisine, plus I had a massive panic attack in a few years back in the local one. Aside from just not liking the food, I have all the memories of my anxiety-induced meltdown. I now have to claim to be "too sick to go out" every time they ask us out to dinner. They ask about every 2 months. To make it worse, they finally caught on that I just don't like that place "for some reason" and chose another place -- a seafood restaurant. I'm massively allergic to seafood.