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By turnedintoinsomniac - 21/01/2011 19:46 - United States

Today, after months of living with my roommate's horrific snoring, I looked over to see her sleeping quietly. Elated that I might actually get a full night of rest for once, I went to bed. Just as my eyelids began to droop, she started making vile hissing sounds. Yes, hissing. FML

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By IMAWAKE - 17/03/2014 19:07 - United States - Romulus

Today, my roommate's extremely loud and obnoxious alarm went off six times, waking me up each time, before she finally gave up on hitting the snooze button and went back to sleep for good. FML

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By Ugh - 15/02/2011 17:10 - United States

Today, after struggling for hours to fall asleep with my husbands rather rattling snoring, I finally managed it... only to be rudely awakened an hour later by my husband elbowing me in the face in his sleep. FML

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By Tired Girlfriend - 14/06/2017 22:00

Today, it's 2am. I've been trying to get to sleep for the past two hours next to my snoring boyfriend. Every time I nudge him to shut him up, his body tenses, he farts, then goes straight back to snoring. FML

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By mskawaiibat - 29/06/2013 10:01 - United States - Laguna Hills

Today, my step mom and her kids moved in. This is my first night sharing a room with her daughter. She snores, sleep talks, and sleep scratches the side of the bed creating a sound like nails on a chalkboard. FML

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Loud and long

By Anonymous - 01/12/2019 14:00 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, I'm stuck with sleeping in the same room as my mother. The problem? Her snores are extremely loud and a full minute long. I'm not kidding, I timed it. FML

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By pikachu - 20/01/2009 20:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 09:53 - France

Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML

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By Sleep Deprived - 25/12/2011 05:27 - United States

Today, I was awoken by my wife, once again. It seems that whenever I stop snoring, she thinks I died so she has to wake me to make sure I'm still living. She does this almost every night, every hour. FML

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By hotboxed - 13/07/2019 18:30

Today, while we were sleeping, my girlfriend and I rolled to opposite sides of the bed. When I woke up, I moved closer and wrapped my arm around her. Her response was to fart in her sleep, resulting in a smell so noxious that I had no choice but to roll back to the other side. FML

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By girlllll - 01/06/2010 12:31 - Denmark

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents, who I haven't known very long. I ended up falling asleep. That doesn't sound so bad, until I woke my drooling self up by snoring extremely loud. FML

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LightningLadyy 0

Friday 21 January 2011 23:22

Duuude, that's just not right...

rattusrattus 18

Friday 21 January 2011 23:38

Ah, your roomate is a parselmouth. Keep a close eye on them.

Comments

dansco 24

Saturday 22 January 2011 5:45

Ever thought of grabbing a pillow? To really get some sleep lol

Shadow_Phantom 26

Saturday 22 January 2011 6:28

Call a priest...

Seastone 9

Saturday 22 January 2011 7:46

I have no idea why or how, but my roommate made a sound I can only compare to a tea kettle last semester. I can't sleep with earplugs in. I feel your pain, OP. I am so glad I moved out of there.

sylphy 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 7:52

ugh both of my parents snore, my dad snores obnoxiously loud and then will "complain" in his sleep, their room is right next to mine and sometimes it gets so bad I actually have to wake them up so I can go to sleep.

kayvan 8

Saturday 22 January 2011 8:40

They probably have sleep apnea. F their life.

xStarKillerx 4

Saturday 22 January 2011 9:22

Perhaps she was dreaming that she was catwoman.

katie72 6

Friday 12 August 2011 19:02

Star killer, you funny.

katie72 6

Friday 12 August 2011 19:11

gadgetfmllover 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 10:34

Thats so funny :D

citybiotch 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 21:41

A simple and inexpensive solution... EAR PLUGS... they take a bit of getting used to and you may need to try several different shapes but they work wonders once you find the right ones!!! just a quick ? do u sleep in the same room with your room mate? hmmm

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Sunday 23 January 2011 2:51

Perhaps if they were wearing earplugs they wouldn't be able to hear their own alarms well enough to be woken up.

mr_miyagi 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 0:11

chill out just buy some earplugs

evikeysn 1

Wednesday 26 January 2011 9:36

Well, I have the same problem with my roomate (you should hear the disgusting noises she make) and I've been sleeping with earplugs for over two years now, just because of that. So as the people suggested, buy earplugs. And eat something stinky and fart the whole night, hehhehhe :D