Zinger!

By Familyskank - 06/05/2009 16:57 - United States

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Today, my family was preparing a turkey for my grandma's birthday dinner when my aunt noticed a utensil on the counter and asked what it was for. My mom said it was used to keep the turkey's legs together. My aunt responded to her by saying, "Maybe you should get one for your daughter." FML
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cristy91 33

Tell her she should buy one for that fat trap of hers.

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DigitalShoelaces 0

BURRRRRRRN!!!! Got any plans friday night??? ;)

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pawzluver 7

Thank you for saying that twice. Hahaha

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PhilipPhlops 0

You got destroyed. Maybe you should use it :P

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waxstigmata 0

wow, thats ****** up, hopefully she never needs your help...fyl

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qwertyuiop8989 0

Maybe you should take it as a hint.

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ohhhhshizzz 0

Maybe the aunt just doesn't like premarital sex, and this girl has done it maybe 5 times in the span of 2 years? [wishful thinking.] Dude, that sucks. I would have said, maybe you should use one too. YLIF :/

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TheZephyrSon 3

LMAO. Your aunt destroyed you. +1 to your aunt.

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fallingforever_fml 0

OH PWNED BY THE AUNT . Instead of using it to keep your LEGS together , how about your hands behind your back ;]

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