Zach from Extra Fabulous Comics Illustrated this FML!

By Beeper - 09/07/2019 09:07 - United States - Champaign

Today, as always, I have Tourette's syndrome. It causes me to occasionally make a beeping noise. My boyfriend just figured out that if he beeps back, it makes me beep again. He thinks it's hilarious and won't stop. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 793
You deserved it 185

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What if he beeps louder than you? Does that make you beep louder than him? And set this in infinite loop?

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I like how people say to breakup with this guy because he plays around with something that could be awkward or hard for him to deal with. Yet, if he said he wanted to breakup with her for beeping he's shallow. The day joking around receives only defensive retorts is the day after you should have broken up anyway. This has nothing to do with respect, since him joking with her is more respect then acting like its a "problem" that will be swept under the rug.

it is at this point where you stop having sex with him

diving_fml 30

have fun with it. at least he is not being mean

So how do you use an answering machine? "Please leave a message after the beep"

Your "syndrome" is not factual. Tourette disorder does not work like that physiologically. This is offensive to those with the disease.

skittyskatbrat 19

Your "opinion" is not factual. Options do not work like that. This is offensive to those of us with a brain.

I'm sorry to hear that, OP. As someone who also has tourettes, I feel your pain. Thankfully none of my friends are asses about it and it's gotten to the point where mine have become less...obvious. I hope that yours will too someday. I hope you don't have OCD as well, I can tell you the two of those together make for some awkward ticks haha

I'm sorry, I don't mean to be rude, but that is a little funny

I think this is one of the differences between men and women. If a guy pokes fun and jokes like this you know that he has accepted you. So it's a good thing.