Dance and Kids: You're gonna be a star

You're gonna be a star

By JJ101 - 19/02/2010 11:52 - Australia

Today, I was teaching a special techniques class for ballet and was focusing on pirouettes. I was teaching a group of 8 year-olds, and one student could do perfect triple turns one after the other. I still can't do them, and I've been dancing for 15 years. FML

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By dancer4life - 09/01/2010 03:04 - United States

Today, in ballet class, I was really focusing and actually trying to work hard. I was really getting into the choreography. I was travelling big and leaping long. While going across the floor, again I travelled and leaped… right into the ballet bars and fell over, in front of 35 people. FML

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By Jessika - 07/08/2009 09:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I finished a ballet class with a group of seven-and-unders. Afterwards, a new student's mother came up to me and thanked me, saying she was glad that her daughter had a "role model with a, ahem, fuller figure" and "not to worry about my weight." I have never thought I was fat before. FML

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By embarassinggg - 06/02/2013 18:57 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, my mum came to my ballet class. She spent the whole lesson sitting at the back yelling at me to "stop sticking your butt out." My ballet instructor had to ask her several times to pipe down. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2017 20:00

Today, I had one of my biggest dance shows ever. After months of practice I had finally gotten the lead position. When I entered the stage and raised my arms my straps fell down and I flashed an audience of 5000. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:44 - Switzerland

Today, in dance class, the instructor asked me to demonstrate the splits to the group. I slid down, my legs opening wider as I descended. I then loudly farted for the full 5 seconds it took to reach the ground. FML

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By Username - 28/01/2012 19:47 - United States

Today, I was in a Zumba class with a young woman in her 20s and an older woman in her 80s. I couldn't keep up with either one of them. FML

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Pure evil

By PiaNO - 10/11/2009 21:41 - United Kingdom

Today, I was teaching a ten year old how to play piano. Halfway through the lesson, she made a minor mistake, which, trying to be a good tutor, I corrected her. She smiled up at me, paused, then slammed the key cover down onto my fingers. FML

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By DoesNotLikeCubes - 06/07/2009 20:08 - Qatar

Today, I spent 3 hours looking at a youtube video for how to do rubik's cube. Even after being told how to do it, I couldn't finish it. I scroll down at the comments and read "Awesome! I'm 10 and can do it in 3 minutes now!". I'm 28 and still couldn't get it, even with a guide. FML

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By LetItRip - 12/07/2012 20:35 - Czech Republic - Prague

Today, I nailed every single move in my routine at a gymnastics competition. I then finished off with a perfect split, letting out a fart loud enough to wake up a kid in China. FML

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By dumb dancer - 05/12/2014 01:54 - United States - Saginaw

Today, I injured my knee during dance class. When it started to feel a little bit better, I tried dancing again. I tripped, fell, and broke my wrist. FML

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thighsofglory 0

Friday 19 February 2010 20:13

It's the same thing with those little tiny gymnasts. The 8-year-old only weighs 60 pounds, maybe. I hope you weigh a little more.

TheShannon 1

Friday 19 February 2010 20:18

if they can do that, you must be a good teacher? PEOPLE STOP BEING SUCH DOUCHEBAGS. its not easy you know! christ.

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hjrn 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 8:03

Those who can't do, teach.

pepsiifizz 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 8:51

Okay ive never been in ballet and i can do a perfect triple. The reason i know its perfect was because a friend does ballet and was shocked when i could do it with no experience.

funkandspacejunk 2

Saturday 20 February 2010 11:29

Hi! No one cares.

BalletMae 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 2:02

Number 87: Doing a perfect pirouette takes more than several turns. It is based upon placement, posture, and speed. Obviously your friend has absolutly no clue what the hell they are talking about, because I train the a gymnist in the Olymics, and I've only been able to to a triple for 1.5-2 years.

pepsiifizz 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 11:50

buddy it's just a statement

ImanAshBurn 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 15:19

1word. noob

stillxsearching 3

Saturday 20 February 2010 15:29

you have no business teaching a "special class" if you can't even do a triple after 15 years of experience. F your students' L for having you as their teacher.

blastvortex 3

Saturday 20 February 2010 18:32

Well, go figure that there's actually someone in this universe that can do something better than you can. Welcome to the club. Would you like some cheese with your whine?

HappyThoughts 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 20:00

Some people are just natural talents. Why complain? Try getting some inspiration out of it for crying out loud.

lover1995 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 20:36

she's just very gifted :)

ajb_r 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 22:54

some people are talented. i've been able to do triple since i was 11 & at that time i had only been dancing for about 8 years. yeah they're hard, but if you're teaching a special technique class & you can't do it, then you probably shouldn't be teaching it ...