Teachers and Work: You gotta learn

You gotta learn

By duh - 27/01/2009 08:10 - United States

Today, I sang the "Itsy Bitsy Spider" song with a class of thirty 20-somethings because we're going to be kindergarten teachers. She made us do the hand motions too. FML

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By ugh - 09/01/2013 01:01 - United States - Saint Clair Shores

Today, my daughter learned a new song. This would be great, except for the lisp her teacher has. I now have a child screaming about the "itchy bitchy spider" at the top of her lungs. FML

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By justjust - 28/03/2009 14:14 - United States

Today, I was at work at a preschool. I was sitting outside with the kids and was getting bored so I started singing. One of the little girls runs up and puts her hand over my mouth and tells me to stop. I'm in a select chorus at my highschool and plan to major in choral studies in college. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2013 04:35 - Canada - Lindsay

Today, while working as a swim instructor, I started singing the hokey pokey to get all the kids used to putting their faces in the water. One of the kids was covering his ears. When I asked him why, he said "because you were singing." He's 3. FML

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By UltraHoe69 - 06/01/2011 22:57 - United States

Today, in gym class, we were forced to learn the "Hoedown Throwdown" dance, by Miley Cyrus. This will actually be counted toward my grade. I'm in high school. FML

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Ayy Macarena

By fired - 27/06/2012 20:48 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was babysitting a four-year-old girl, when I came across a toy that sang the Macarena. For fun, I decided to teach her the dance. When she showed her parents, instead of putting her hands on her backside and turning, she decided to bend over and moon them. FML

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Passing

By ChoirGuy - 07/02/2009 23:02 - United States

Today, I sang at a retirement home with my school choir. Afterwards, we went to speak to the old people, just to get to know them a little. The first woman I shook hands with asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2012 06:02 - United States

Today, I managed to staple my finger while showing my kindergartner class how to properly use one. FML

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By highschoolsucks - 05/10/2012 02:44 - United States

Today, I chaperoned a school dance. A song I knew came on, and, wanting to be the fun teacher, I danced around a little. The students then pointed and laughed. I graduated in '87 and high school still hurts. FML

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Little perv

By cplaner - 04/02/2009 12:56 - United States

Today, I was teaching swim lessons. I got felt up by a 6 year-old boy. Three times. FML

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By Headache - 01/03/2013 13:20 - United States

Today, the "Child Care and Development" class at my high school assigned all 50 students to carry a fake baby around school all day for a week. I can't even read a page of my notes without hearing a robotic crying noise. Today is the first day. FML

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MissMoonshine 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 22:46

Umm.. if you think this is an FML you might want to consider changing your career goals.

Occam 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 5:06

#3 is stupid lol

Comments

SchmoozieQ 9

Friday 26 August 2011 17:09

How on earth does crap like this get posted when my legitimate life problems are ignored?

IdioticSmiles 1

Saturday 27 August 2011 2:18

Your next song should be Jack and Jill

crownlogic 25

Thursday 13 October 2011 6:33

If it bothers you that much I'll go sing it for you as a stress reliever from doing international market audits all day and financial ratios for strategic planning in my classes. Itsy bitsy spider sounds pretty good right now...

LullzKitteh 1

Tuesday 22 November 2011 0:04

op is a ******* idiot. has it never occurred to her that some of her fellow students could be from a different country or culture, and thus not know the rhyme?

anjtrg_1112 23

Tuesday 10 January 2012 10:52

You're going to have to learn it if you want to be a kindergarten teacher. Dumbass.

sydaknee 6

Saturday 29 September 2012 20:56

Wow, I'm becoming a daycare teacher I really hope you're not a teacher.

puddingface94 3

Saturday 20 October 2012 8:35

What the hell do you think you're going to do? If you can't 'lower' yourself. You shouldn't consider going into this career. It's not as much fyourlife... Unfortunately, in this situation it could be f THEIR life. :(