You bastard

By ccgundum - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Vancouver

Today, someone hit my parked car. The impact caused the front of the car to go up onto the sidewalk, and I got a ticket for parking there. FML
I agree, your life sucks 53 037
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Top comments

bhou56 7

No worries OP. I'm sure an explanation to the police department will clear things up!

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rosha267 21

Seriously did the cop not notice the damage?

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Comments

weveallbeenthere 30

probably not worth the time to go to court, unless you have 3 or 4 hours to waste. try to talk to officer. he can dismiss it without you having to go there.

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fooltemptress 36

The cop might have noticed the damage, but unless he was familiar with the car, he wouldn't necessarily know the damage was new. Still, the ticket is easily contestable in court. Good luck, OP!

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perdix 29

Be glad you didn't get another ticket for littering for the broken pieces of smashed taillight your car left on the ground.

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sdroze1389 31

the bonus ticket comes when OP has to show up to the courthouse to dispute the ticket and the rigged meters run out. or for damaged Windows or mirrors. **** it, I've seen them make up things to write tickets for

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polishguy05 15

Well I guess today really wasn't your day, sorry op

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rockhead1270 5

By the time you posted this stupid shit you could have contested the ticket

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MrRazzle 4

By that logic, I'll have to start parking my car on the roof of a skyscraper.

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brandoneyez1 25

Have your day in court. You will win. I always fight my tickets.

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