Health and TV shows: You alright? - FML

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By lanexox1d - 24/06/2022 04:00 - Canada - Oshawa

Today, I laughed so hard at a show, I threw up all over myself. The show in question? iCarly. FML

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By jpaylay - 10/05/2023 00:00

Today, while watching YouTube, I was drinking when something funny happened. I laughed, choked, and threw up all over the floor. FML

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By hisgirl4life - 05/02/2010 13:44 - United States

Today, I laughed so hard my milk went out my nose in front of the boy I liked. Then, since I was laughing so hard about that, I accidentally farted. FML

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By Meagan Ortiz - 16/08/2020 23:02

Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2009 05:30 - United States

Today, I was at a local chinese restaurant with two of my friends. We were laughing hysterically when my friend tells me to stop making her laugh because she was going to puke, naturally I kept egging it on. She puked all over the table and I was laughing so hard that I peed my pants. FML

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By pregz - 27/02/2015 22:23 - United States

Today, my hiccups got so intense that I threw up in the middle of class. FML

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By eeeee - 14/06/2012 20:40 - United States

Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 16:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a show with my drama group. My mom isn't a good drunk, she decided to scream along to every song and pass out halfway through. She was in the front row. FML

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By carl_carl_ - 13/07/2015 15:10 - United States - Wichita

Today, I was on a roller coaster behind a boy who vomited in front of me as the cart shot down. It splattered all over my arm, and a little on my cheek. FML

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Fit as a fiddle

By Anonymous - 09/07/2018 20:30

Today, I, a man in his 40s, had to be taken to the hospital because I was laughing so hard at an old Disney movie that my diaphragm went into spasms. I stopped breathing and passed out for a few minutes, and my son had to call an ambulance. FML

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Scary

By xHoho - 26/11/2013 05:50 - United States - West Fargo

Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 24 June 2022 12:23

Causing laughter is the intended effect of the show. I'm not sure if inducing vomiting is a stretch goal. At least the show in question wasn't one of those about serial killers. Then, you'd have real problems.

cuz803 44

Friday 24 June 2022 16:20

iCarly is legendary in its own right so you have nothing to be ashamed about. Makes me proud to be Gen Z. Gen Alpha will never have glorious TV shows on the rate their predecessors had. *sniffles over the nostalgia*

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 24 June 2022 12:23

Causing laughter is the intended effect of the show. I'm not sure if inducing vomiting is a stretch goal. At least the show in question wasn't one of those about serial killers. Then, you'd have real problems.

cuz803 44

Friday 24 June 2022 16:20

iCarly is legendary in its own right so you have nothing to be ashamed about. Makes me proud to be Gen Z. Gen Alpha will never have glorious TV shows on the rate their predecessors had. *sniffles over the nostalgia*

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