Love: Yesterday, I went on a date. Everything was great until his wife... - FML

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By SoundsAboutRight - 19/02/2016 13:44 - United States - Grand Forks

Yesterday, I went on a date. Everything was great until his wife I wasn't aware of walked in and sat down. After asking where his ring was, he pulls it out and says "right here honey it just fell off." Not only was I lied to, but I had to sit there and listen to who got what in the divorce. FML

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