Cooking, Fire and Miscellaneous: Yaaaaaay! - FML

Yaaaaaay!

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Today, I saw a firework show. In my kitchen. When my stove blew up. FML

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hockeyrocks39 0

Friday 27 May 2011 8:38

That's why you shouldn't have a meth lab in your kitchen.

redbluegreen 40

Friday 27 May 2011 8:38

Sounds like a blast.

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coolwhiplova 1

Saturday 28 May 2011 5:25

Hahahahaha that's funny

Dr_Pepper_fml 3

Saturday 28 May 2011 5:26

Haha omg, this happened to me, too! I had JUST moved into my on-campus apartment and we have those shittastic electric stoves. Well, I'm making chipati bread, rice, and chicken one day after getting home from work, lady da lee, and I hear "zzzz, PPPPSSSSZZZZZZ" and saw a big white flash as a burner exploded. It blew a hole through my pan--which was now soldered to the stove--and everything. Crazy shit.

thatsracist 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 0:02

it's called a microwave duh :P

diggs010 5

Sunday 29 May 2011 6:54

and boom goes the dynamite.

btown99909 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 14:36

lucky...

omgdoublefml 3

Friday 3 June 2011 3:31

I told you once already, babies and fireworks DO NOT GO IN THE OVEN!! GEEZUS

brawlberry 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 23:40

Pics or it didn't happen.

sayitagain 9

Monday 15 August 2011 0:52

WIN! That's really awesome! *i wanna try now* lol:)

Freshie01___ 6

Wednesday 18 May 2016 4:25

YDI for having a kitchen

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