WTF?

By Can't Believe It. - 03/02/2014 20:11 - United States - Fairview

Today, I dreamed that Robert Downey Jr. kept flirting with me and asking me out. Each time, I refused him, because I'm taken. When I proudly told my boyfriend, he said, "What the hell? I could've kissed the mouth that kissed the Iron Man!" FML
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mattjamt 16

Why reject him in a dream? Dreams are the one place where we can do whatever the hell we want.

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Keattles 14

I couldn't even reject! I am not even gay! Just for him ;D well done!

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chocolatefrog28 29

You always take that deal, OP. RDJ should never be denied.

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moondoggie 20

Agreed,and i'm a guy... That man is one good looking guy. If i was in OPs bf place.... woulda said the same...

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it__happens 17

Your boyfriend just gave you permission to kiss Robert downy Jr.! Go get get yourself some.

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worldclassrager 39

Never let him go...never...he is well worth it..

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olpally 32

Why wouldn't you? It's just a dream you dork! Lol.

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Shadowsofthedead 10

The only thing better than kissing the mouth that kissed the Iron Man would kissing the Iron Man himself, and that's your job... Lucky.

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toxic_walrus 15

See I would WANT my boyfriend to have that outlook. My last boyfriend got pissed off once for getting on stage with and kissing a celebrity. But in no way do I regret it:P

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MrRazzle 4

I get the feeling that "in my dream" should be in there somewhere, otherwise, that probably isn't something you should be proud of. =

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toxic_walrus 15

Why wouldn't it be? Celebrities are seen as such untouchables and shes one of my favorite dancers. I would think it was totally badass if he got to, I don't see what the big deal is. It was a fun experience and I have 0% history of cheating so idk why it matters. Not like I left him for her or kept seeing her secretly.

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cmb8280 24

Your. Boyfriend. Rocks.

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Queen_of_Night 20

You've obviously got a man with a good sense of humor. Congrats on that OP. On the flip side, you should go and find RDJ get him to kiss you then tell your BF he can kiss the lips that really kissed the Iron Man! :)

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