Kids, Drunk and Parents: WTF Mom? - FML

WTF Mom?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - United States - Saint Cloud

Today, my mom got drunk and told me that the man I have called dad for the past 27 years isn't my real father. Oh and don't say anything to him about it. FML

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jcash52426 5

Friday 10 February 2017 12:24

As long as he raised you, took care of you when you were sick, protected you when you were scared, and did all the other thing a father is suppose to then he is your DAD.

Scorpio1691 29

Friday 10 February 2017 12:28

Depending on your relationship with your mother, it may be a good time to consider a little Blackmail...

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Theadyren 22

Saturday 11 February 2017 17:04

She was drunk and probably messing with you. Parents are really cruel sometimes. Hang in there OP.

Bearsmomma 30

Sunday 12 February 2017 16:53

I don't know any parents that would prank their children in such harmful, hateful ways.

grimdio 6

Tuesday 14 February 2017 3:22

your mom is a *****

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