Animals: Whoops

Whoops

By ER1C - 16/05/2016 12:35 - Canada

Today, as I was walking my dog around the block, I fell in the splits position on wet dirt and ripped my pants right on the front. I then had to walk home casually holding a chihuahua on my crotch hoping I would not run into anyone. FML

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By mraow123 - 30/05/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog but every time he looked like he was about to "go", he became uninterested with the spot and kept walking. I, following behind, tripped over a bump in the sidewalk and face planted. My dog then finally urinated, all over my aching body. FML

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By BaliTheDog - 24/03/2013 23:01 - France

Today, I was walking my dog when he stopped in the middle of the street and took a dump. I looked around furtively but saw nobody, so I just kept walking. I stepped in it on the way back home. FML

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Still counts!

By Andrea Trevor - 07/08/2018 15:00

Today, I finally did the splits for the first time in my life! Unfortunately, it happened when I stepped in wet dog poop on my kitchen floor. One foot slipped forward in it, and I fell right on top of it. FML

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Another fine mess

By wow - 16/05/2019 00:05

Today, I was walking my dog when he did his business. He then stepped all in it and coated his paws. As I was struggling with him, I slipped and landed butt-first into his steaming pile. My boyfriend nearly fainted from laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2010 08:13 - United States

Today, I was walking dogs for the animal hospital I work for. I accidentally dropped the leash, and in my haste to retrieve it, I frantically grabbed the ground. I got the leash, and a handful of fresh dog poo emitted from the dog I was walking. FML

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By gera3gera - 07/10/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog when, as usual, he did his business in the grass and stepped off to the side. I squatted and reached for the bag when my dog spotted another canine. He lunged forward in excitement and I landed face forward in the feces. FML

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By fmlman - 15/03/2013 05:44 - United States - Rawlins

Today, while walking my dog at the park, I spotted my crush and said "Hi!" By not paying attention where I was going, I tripped and fell down. My dog started humping me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2019 06:00

Today, I was picking up after my dog with a poo baggie over my hand, like a mitten. Too bad the bottom ripped open and my bare hand poked through it just as I grabbed a big handful of steaming dog turd. FML

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Fresh air

By Ceecee - 22/03/2023 04:00 - United States

Today, I took my dog for a walk in the park. I was enjoying the fresh air until my dog spotted a squirrel and took off running. I ended up getting dragged through the mud and had to walk home covered in dirt and scratches. FML

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Slapstick

By Anonymous - 05/10/2023 04:00

Today, as I was on the floor playing with the dog, my husband walked past, tripped over something, and fell on me, smashing his bony elbow right into my crotch. FML

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ScratchCatPower 32

Monday 16 May 2016 23:40

"What... What do you need?" "... A tailor... BECAUSE I RIPPED MY PANTS AGAIN!"

ellisp1 15

Monday 16 May 2016 23:37

What a dog-gone shame.

Comments

ssnow_fml 20

Tuesday 17 May 2016 0:52

That probably looked very strange to anyone watching.

coolbeans26 12

Tuesday 17 May 2016 1:00

So a straddle position I assume? It would be hard to do that in an actual split position

Soninuva 41

Tuesday 17 May 2016 1:06

Thank goodness for man's best friend!

redscarf_fml 8

Tuesday 17 May 2016 1:37

How did you fall in that position? Sounds hilarious but I know I would have been mortified. Sorry OP, FYL

Mynamewontfi 40

Tuesday 17 May 2016 1:53

Good thing you had a chihuahua to hold in front of it in stead of a big dog. Imagine having to awkwardly carry a Great Dane around while trying to hide your crotch behind it.

SpiralButterfly 12

Wednesday 18 May 2016 12:25

I LMAO at this! XD

nanner6206 24

Thursday 23 June 2016 22:19

wouldn't you then just walk behind the dane? It would be crotch height already.

delichick 27

Tuesday 17 May 2016 1:54

Im now going to start calling mud wet dirt. Unless you werent wearing underwear, it was nothing to worry about. Hell Im sure a ton of people have ripped their pants one way or another. Ive done it at work once - right up the seam at the crack of my ass - had to wear a coat around my waste the fest of my shift and on the bus home