Who said life was better before ?

By none - 17/01/2009 23:35 - United States

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Today, was just like almost every for the past few months; I slept till 1 p.m., smoked cigarettes, jerked off, went to the store to get coffee, smoked more cigarettes, and sat in my room alone until 4 a.m., jerking off and smoking cigarettes. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 170
You deserved it 46 338
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xocassylovesyou 0

You need a life. ---Cassy

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Fllyleaf 0

I completely agree with #41. I mean, duude, life is far too short to sleep until 1pm and spend your day slowly killing your lungs and making your dick sore. Seriously, it's time to see the sky again.

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paleknight47 0

Go do something!!! Buy a dirtbike, a paintball gun... Get a job

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Chaoticaa 0

You're one sad and pathetic excuse for a human being. Seriously!

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yuWON 0

Fck, this is funny :) Why dont you have a job?

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haha_yoo 0

you're fault, get a life, and get a job.

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LadyWolf92 0

oh my gosh, get a job and some self control. *vomit*

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Anarchy_fml 0

And that, is the way life was meant to be lived.

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atoz_123 0

if u stoped smoking so much some1 besides your hand would want to **** u!

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