Neighbours and Miscellaneous: Which side are you on?

Which side are you on?

By thefuckman - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I woke up to a glorious sunrise, fresh coffee, and a bleached lawn. My neighbors on both sides have constantly fought with each other since before I even moved in, which I guess explains the note taped to my window saying, "Pick a side." FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 941

You deserved it 1 689

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By Targeted - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Kirkland

Today, just like every morning this month, I woke up, put on my clothes, looked out my window, and was pointed at by a man in a ninja outfit on my neighbor's roof. The police still can't find him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 174

You deserved it 2 890

Guilty

By jamienicole1993 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Savannah

Today, I woke up to a broken car window and a text from my ex that read, "Before you ask me, the answer is yes." FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 915

You deserved it 3 336

Bright idea

By theropod - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, at 2 in the morning, a noisy work crew started up in the parking lot next to my apartment. What were they doing at that ungodly hour? Installing a light that now shines right into my window. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 061

You deserved it 2 144

Creeped out

By emoney - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was walking out of my front door in the town where I intern. I live alone and know no one. As I'm locking the door, I see a golf ball wedged between my mat and step. I notice that there's writing on it so I pick it up to read, "You look hot when you sleep." FML

I agree, your life sucks 78 601

You deserved it 3 766

By paranoid neighborhood - 27/11/2013 17:51 - United States - Orlando

Today, I was walking back home from a party, when I received an email from our neighborhood watch. It said to beware, because a "thug-like" stranger with a white shirt and brown hair had entered the neighborhood. My hair is indeed brown and I was wearing a white shirt. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 342

You deserved it 4 226

Welcome to the neighborhood

By Username - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, the couple with three noisy toddlers in the apartment above mine finally moved out. A couple with a non-stop crying newborn moved in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 544

You deserved it 3 229

Cliché for real

By fuckinghicks - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while going on a jog through the countryside, I discovered that it is actually possible outside of crappy TV shows to have a rifle leveled at you, and to be shouted at to, "Get off my land." FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 319

You deserved it 17 700

Dude, what the…?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I woke up to my apartment filled with smoke, fire alarms blaring. My roommate set my kitchen on fire while making hot dogs. This is the fourth time this has happened. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 032

You deserved it 4 741

Bad boy

By Shiva - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Niort

Today, I cleaned my apartment from top to bottom. Once I was done, I looked over at my puppy, who then woke up, stretched, got out of his basket and started to pee. I shouted, "No!" Scared, he then ran all over the place, still peeing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 780

You deserved it 9 643

It's sus to us

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - New Orleans

Today, I got lost, and eventually noticed that I'd passed by the same house a few times. Apparently somebody who lives on that street noticed as well, because the next time I passed by, the police were waiting for me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 425

You deserved it 4 474

ThatGenericGuy 6

Saturday 15 September 2012 2:28

Always trust notes on your windows

Tuesdaythe10th 11

Saturday 15 September 2012 2:29

Your username is very creative

Comments

Fredds_Life 3

Saturday 15 September 2012 4:04

I would not tolerate that, call the police right away and they will know you are not going to put up with there shenanigans.

andiewithlove 21

Saturday 15 September 2012 4:35

*their

dead247 13

Saturday 15 September 2012 6:04

How can you say shenanigans?! This is so much more than a silly fight between two sides! You need to find a way into befriending both, then take them down inside or arson, if you want to go that path.

agonydrum 7

Saturday 15 September 2012 4:28

Set both houses on fire, show them your the boss, than smoke some weed

DocBastard 38

Saturday 15 September 2012 4:54

Wow...a stupid idea followed by stupid grammar followed by another stupid idea. You win the Worst Comment of the Day award. Congratulations.

agonydrum 7

Saturday 15 September 2012 4:55

Awesome :) thanks man

SilverGTP99 8

Saturday 15 September 2012 4:57

Best comment here lol weed!

DrAtomic 0

Monday 17 September 2012 1:07

Reading 45 and 55's comments has given me the biggest headache in the past month, and since I work with mental disabilities, that's pretty bad. However, 45 and 55's level of idiocy skyrockets.

klx125cross 9

Saturday 15 September 2012 4:33

Gaha thefuckman lol

chashem 17

Saturday 15 September 2012 4:36

Pick the guy who bleached ur lawn

skittlestrailmix 14

Saturday 15 September 2012 14:31

Why... No one wants their lawn bleached.

DaGrimRetard 8

Saturday 15 September 2012 5:11

buy two bullets. cheap and solves the problem.

BunchieRules 31

Sunday 16 September 2012 9:36

And illegal.

Metallica36176 16

Saturday 15 September 2012 5:22

Yep. Pick a side. YOUR side, and if they don't like it, let them fight each other and grab some popcorn. :) Unless they choose to turn against you. Then you should choose the side of the police.