Love, Sex, Relatable and I need your advice: What would you do?

People love in different ways, being physical is one of those ways. You guys need to have a good talk. But I do have questions. Did he ever cheat or is he loyal? Yes he needs sex, but it's sex with you, not just anyone.

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