Weird, Awkward and Thief: We should do this again some time

Yeah I'm sure if my house is bein robbed as I'm walking through the door, the first thing I'm going to do is give him a chance to carry a conversation. You deserved to be robbed!

RendarSelin 5

Thursday 5 April 2012 4:44

That sucks, but at least you're safe, and should have a good description to give to the cops...not that they'll do much about it tho.

DonutDude 0

Thursday 5 April 2012 6:17

Did he steal anything ??

Coffeebang 17

Thursday 5 April 2012 8:41

How nice of him

janerose21 3

Thursday 5 April 2012 18:28

atleast he has manners! !

Ozymandias_ 2

Tuesday 10 April 2012 6:48

Did he leave his calling card?

pompomkiwi 14

Monday 30 December 2013 4:28

Sorry op that's actually a little funny

gingerlover01 24

Tuesday 12 January 2016 15:00

at least he left

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