Weird, Awkward and Thief: We should do this again some time

Umm wtf!? who does that? "oh don't worry I was just stealing all the potentially expensive things, but I'm leaving already anyways...so let me just climb out through this window I broke to get into your house... Okay bye."

f_cobby 0

Tuesday 3 April 2012 6:57

Wow man fn hilarious

galt 13

Tuesday 3 April 2012 9:10

At least he didn't break another one.

NYZMA 0

Tuesday 3 April 2012 9:22

At least criminals these days are showing they have manners :) Maybe there's hope

mariedavis 0

Wednesday 4 April 2012 3:12

haha too funny my mom laughed lol hope nothing was taken

kimg0885 23

Wednesday 4 April 2012 4:35

I would freak out creepy

Crundy 1

Wednesday 4 April 2012 16:52

You've been hit by a smooth criminal

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