Love, Awkward and Kids: We meet again - FML

We meet again

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my daughter brought her new boyfriend over for dinner. I realize now why she said we would get along great… we graduated high school together. FML

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You deserved it 3 754

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NOWAYJOSE 14

Tuesday 3 January 2012 8:54

Oh dear god.

StoryOfTheYear 14

Tuesday 3 January 2012 8:54

Did he still call you "sir"?

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bigmackin35 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 0:56

Id kill him

fierce4good 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 3:00

Lol that's sad!

awesomegerf 7

Monday 9 January 2012 8:59

Pedophile much

TriDoubleSkip 0

Friday 20 January 2012 22:46

sorry to say but some times it's better to have an older gentlemen that a hoodlum young guy, I'm 20 and engaged to a man 26 yrs older than me!

LuisFonseca 0

Tuesday 24 January 2012 3:02

Dam if that happened with my daughter I'd punch that guy right in the face and tell him if he ever comes near her again I will send him to the hospital!

JoeyMoey 5

Wednesday 25 January 2012 23:10

Ouch...

lil_dancer112 0

Saturday 28 January 2012 6:25

Awks

LAsBabyGirl 4

Monday 20 February 2012 0:17

Omg! Freakin pedophile! That's gross

ImTheAlpha 30

Tuesday 8 May 2012 3:45

Mary: Daddy, I want you to meet my new boyfriend. James(OP): Sure, bring him in. Mary: Come in James! *James walks in* James: Ah, shit, hi John. Remember me from high school? Did it gø like that?

ManBroSkiGirl 10

Monday 28 May 2012 3:18

least he graduated.

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Today, I found out just how painful it is to get a cramp in your penis in the middle of sex, especially when your wife is on top and just has to keep going for a few more thrusts because she's so close to finishing. FML

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Today, I checked my Tumblr account to see if anyone had commented on the photos of my new tattoo. There were only 3 posts, and 2 of them were people linking it to "Awful Tattoo" blogs. FML

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You deserved it 6 274

Today, on the way home from a night out, I crossed the main road in my town via the traffic lights. As I got to the other side, a guy turned to his two friends and 'whispered' with a look of disgust, "I would have run that one over." Thanks. FML

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You deserved it 2 688

Today, I had a heat rash on my crotch. I asked my mom for cortisone cream. While I was putting it on, it suddenly started burning. It turns out she gave me arthritis cream. FML

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Today, my parents, who are divorced, were arguing over who has to pay for my bus pass. They decided they wouldn't pay unless the other one did too. Neither will pay the £60 it'll cost for my bus pass. I now have to walk to school every day, in freezing winter weather. It's 9 miles. Each way. FML

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You deserved it 4 109

Today, while at the bakery, I stood there trying to pick between black forest and dark chocolate. The salesman said kindly, "I've heard dark chocolate helps you lose weight. Yeah, you'd definitely want dark chocolate." FML

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