Love, Awkward and Kids: We meet again - FML

We meet again

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my daughter brought her new boyfriend over for dinner. I realize now why she said we would get along great… we graduated high school together. FML

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NOWAYJOSE 14

Tuesday 3 January 2012 8:54

Oh dear god.

StoryOfTheYear 14

Tuesday 3 January 2012 8:54

Did he still call you "sir"?

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ImDB8 0

Tuesday 3 January 2012 23:16

Did he skip a couple grades?…

taty7659 4

Wednesday 4 January 2012 1:42

When i read this i felt like saying Ahh HELL!!

bubo_fml 10

Wednesday 4 January 2012 1:46

That's so sweet...You graduated H.S. w/ your daughter!

cul8erqtpie20 0

Wednesday 4 January 2012 2:11

I'd kick my kids ass!

CadyAsInKatie 8

Wednesday 4 January 2012 2:18

Well, the situation depends on age here...how old your daughter is and how old you are...like how young you were when you had her....with out the numbers it sounds real bad... D=

lantern 6

Wednesday 4 January 2012 2:33

Two words: Daddy issues.

neilsc 8

Wednesday 4 January 2012 2:54

ewwwwwww

Egao_fml 8

Wednesday 4 January 2012 3:30

Sounds like the 16 year old girl who married the 51 year old man, whoever that is.

fadingfaith 4

Wednesday 4 January 2012 5:05

So what's the problem?

maddie2015 0

Wednesday 4 January 2012 5:21

Rob: Ohh hey Jen, I haven't seen you in awhile. Jen: yeah. Highschool. -________________-

RoseTintMyWorld 8

Wednesday 4 January 2012 6:13

Nothing wrong with a little age difference?

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