Well, now you partly know how to get an ******. However, it's more important to learn how to get one without a boy. Or a girl. Whichever. Or both. I don't know.

Sex is sex

I heard it and makeup sex is the best

Get real sex, with a real man... Problem solved

As long as people continue watching the twighlight drivel this comment will always be relevant and witty

wow I don't want to pick FML nor, do I want to say you deserve it. because you don't deserve it.

Breaking up is Hard to do...

Isn't having sex the opposite of breaking up? Like if I was fighting with a guy and we got to the point of breaking up, but then things turned around into sex, I would take that as the fight is over you made up kinda deal. Even if you still have issues to work out you still want to work them out and be together if your doing that.. I have a friend that is like that though, she's getting a divorce but is stuck living with him until one of them finds a place to go and they still sleep with each other in the meantime.. Doesn't make any sense to me.. .

then since it is breakup sex then switch over to me I will make u cum more

Finally, a correct usage of the 'Doesn't matter, had sex' phrase.