We finally made it

By Depression... - 10/10/2012 06:01 - United States

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Today, I had my first orgasm. Unfortunately, it was during breakup sex. FML
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Trym 7

Still a better love story than Twilight!

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TweetAnne 13

Since when do people have break up sex? P.S. If a guy can't satisfy your sexual needs you need to tell him sooner to fix it, not at the end of the relationship.

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jjmiller1001 17

wow, im out of touch with this, what the hell is breakup sex? i thought breaking up involved yelling and throwing stuff followed by a police visit.....

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skulltorn 8

Someone had a bad childhood.... haha just kidding

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BossPathfinderGM 14

You know, break ups CAN be amicable. They don't all have to be the result of knock-down blow-out fighting.

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RedPillSucks 31

I'll volunteer to run the experiments that involve scientifically testing if breakup sex really works. It will be a long experiment, involving multiple trial-and-error sessions, but I think I have the stamina to see things through.

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Ok so: 1/ Don't get the point of having sex with someone you broke up with, especially considering that there is usually a lot of hurt involved from one or both parties. 2/ If you never had an ****** with him, why even bother having the "breakup sex"?

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olpally 32

12- don't be a dick about it, it's actually been a while since I've seen it on here... Relax.

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foreverboredZ 4

I see what u did there....

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traveler_ghost 12

Not much of a breakup if you are having sex. Use this experience next time to see what pleasures you most

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doodlecloud 26

Really? You've never...you know, given yourself one? I figured anyone who had got to the point of having sex would've explored their own body a little already. Perhaps you meant your first ****** DURING sex, or you're one of those people who thinks masturbating is a sin or sonething...

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IrePandaPotterLe 8

I don't know if this is OP's case but I really can't give myself an ******,no matter how hard I try. And I'm not new to it. So,we're not sure if it's her first during sex or first overall unless she tells us.

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catanita 18

What is break-up sex? I heard of make-up sex? What is the point of making sex with the person you are breaking up with?

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greenie213 23

A last hoorah, a final fling, a final token of things to fade.

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seanc722 2

Probably turned on by the fact that your breaking up.

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charlieo88 3

First ****** during breakup sex, you broke up with him?

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