Wanker

By bongoboy - 25/04/2009 07:51 - United States

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Today, I was staying with my grandma. While in her bathroom, the floss I was using cut my gum which made me wince in slight pain. At the same time, my grandma was walking by in the corridor, so she stopped to say, "Don't wank in my bathroom you sicko!" Now my grandma thinks I'm a pervert. FML
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LoveFifteen 0

Umm, since when does masturbating making you a pervert?

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ZetsubouSensei 0

Haha, nice. But I say YDI for having sex-like pain noises, dude.

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pommeblossom 0

Tell her what you were doing so she doesn't think you were!

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FTWNINA 0

who cares? shes gonna die soon anyways right?

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checkerbox 0

Funny, I didn't get contacted for this officially gathered masturbation survey. Thus I render it INACCURATE!

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graciegirl 0

#34, I think 33 was just pointing out the grandma's generalization; i don't think he actually believes that. but I could be wrong.

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jess6blondie9 2

Gotta love the perverted grandmas! That sounds like something that my grandma would say to someone.

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cantth1nk0fnam3 3

i don't think your cut could have been bad enough for you to make noises but ok

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Dhamy 0

#49- sometimes it really hurts. And Lmao! This is great!

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neverland_fml 0

Show her your bloody floss. Maybe then she'll believe you--or figure even more funky and sexual things off that. XO

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jackie27 0

You must have sensitive gums like I do, I often make those sounds but I floss my teeth with the door open lol

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