Sex and Intimacy: Wandering

Wandering

By kmyltd - 14/09/2016 06:18 - Australia - Mount Eliza

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I remembered I had a Reese's Krispy Kreme doughnut in the car. I orgasmed while thinking about a doughnut. FML

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Same thing different taste

By jessica - 02/02/2011 20:59 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML

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Turned on

By Anonymous - 31/03/2012 15:10 - United States

Today, I got sexually excited thinking about what kind of donuts I wanted to get in the morning. FML

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You deserved it 11 121

Say yes

By fuckingdonuts - 18/05/2015 02:54 - United States - Edmond

Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML

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You deserved it 5 182

By esb - 13/08/2009 15:23 - Canada

Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "eat it, eat it!" FML

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You deserved it 8 327

Saucy

By donutsex - 05/08/2014 16:48 - United States - Georgetown

Today, since I work at a doughnut shop, I came home smelling like fry oil and had bits of sugar on me. My boyfriend told me he loves having sex with me right after I get off work. He said its like having sex with a hot doughnut. FML

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You deserved it 9 067

By Heww - 28/09/2009 06:41 - United States

Today, after working an 11 hour shift, I decided to treat myself to a delicious Krispy Kreme doughnut. When I got home, I sat down, put my feet up, poured myself a cold glass of milk. My dog jumps on my lap and vomits all over my doughnuts, stares at me then bites the doughnut out of my hand. FML

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Yummy

By lovely - 26/02/2014 18:53 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be cute to put his penis through a doughnut and try to make me eat it off. FML

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You deserved it 10 610

By FawnPrincess - 17/11/2017 15:00

Today, my boyfriend bought my favorite doughnuts for our anniversary. After settling down and pouring a glass of wine, I grabbed a doughnut and quickly realized the filling inside wasn't jelly. He thought it would be funny to replace it with toothpaste. FML

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You deserved it 443

By scubai - 14/01/2010 20:36 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML

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You deserved it 5 698

By Anonymous - 18/08/2015 13:26 - United States - Manchester

Today, I woke up from the most sensual dream I've had in months. Unfortunately, despite it being better than any action I've had in a long time, the dream was about me fucking a donut. FML

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You deserved it 4 024

Georgia2016 15

Sunday 2 October 2016 15:03

I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't do the same...

persephone217 24

Sunday 2 October 2016 15:04

looks like you found your sweet spot =]

Comments

Biohazard456 4

Sunday 2 October 2016 15:41

Doesn't matter had sex.

OkitaCockroach 19

Sunday 9 October 2016 10:56

I HAVE BEEN WAITING YEARS TO ONCE AGAIN SEE THIS COMMENT ON FML.

Bassam24 21

Sunday 2 October 2016 15:55

lmao nicely done donuts are great

cornyrob 33

Tuesday 4 October 2016 15:37

F you, donuts are awesome!! They're delicious!

Dean__Winchester 16

Sunday 2 October 2016 16:02

Does the doughnut have cream filling?

Miss_Whipped 43

Monday 3 October 2016 4:37

I'll bet it does now!

SargeRho 6

Sunday 2 October 2016 16:08

That's a perfectly good reason to ******.

r1has 28

Sunday 2 October 2016 16:11

Donut worry about it. Donuts be sexy AF.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 2 October 2016 16:24

What a coincidence! Both of you orgasmed with the thought of pounding a donut.

Jdgreen429 13

Sunday 2 October 2016 16:33

Imagine if you were thinking about a good donut!!!

Jurbla 14

Sunday 2 October 2016 16:57

Well, I can't say this is the weirdest product placement I've ever seen...

captain_hero89 22

Sunday 2 October 2016 17:14

i gotta get myself one of those donuts!

cornyrob 33

Tuesday 4 October 2016 15:38

"I'll have what she's having."

FalloutScrolls 25

Sunday 2 October 2016 18:05

Sounds like the donut wasn't the only thing with a filling. I'm done now. I'll just go...

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Today, I was on the bus home and on the phone with my best friend discussing my sex life with this new guy I'm seeing. I was telling her all sorts of raunchy sex things we've done until someone taps my shoulder and says "I'm sure he doesn't appreciate you saying this in public." It was his mom. FML

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Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe;)." and "Shit wrong person." to my ex just so he would think I have a life. FML

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Today, my Christmas present from my boyfriend was chlamydia. FML

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Today, working my job, I had to explain to a kid that Pokemon is owned by Nintendo and they don't make it for the Xbox. Upset by this, he took hold of my leg and started biting. I'm also suspended, because his mother complained when I kicked him off me. FML

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Today, I paid $50 on a haircut. Halfway through, I realized the hair dresser was drunk. FML

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Today, I bought an $80, "invincible" phone case. One test drop later, my phone had turned into an expensive paperweight. FML

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Today, I found out my girlfriend doesn't go to work, she's actually been seeing another guy purely for sex, and each time he gives her money to "support her unemployment." Pretty sure that means I'm dating a prostitute. FML

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