Work: Vocab test

Vocab test

By shut up. - 11/11/2013 10:36 - New Zealand

Today, I was mentioning to a coworker how there was a huge lull today in business. A young coworker then turned to me and sead in a snooty tone, "I think you mean a 'lol', it's pronounced L-O-L." FML

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By Squeak - 07/02/2017 19:00 - United States - Bremerton

Today, at work I put myself squarely in the lame / old people category when I foolishly asked out loud what FML meant. FML

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He does have a point

By Ksweety_fml - 05/10/2019 14:00

Today, I texted someone and typed, "lol". My boyfriend asked me why I put "lol". I told him because I thought it was funny. He looked at me weird and said, "But you didn't laugh." Now he thinks I'm weird because I didn't actually laugh out loud. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2019 02:00 - Germany - Wuppertal

Today, my coworker keeps loudly saying things like, "Oh, now THIS!" If I don't ask, "What?" she pouts. If I do ask, she tells me, at length and with very bad grammar, how every one of our colleagues and partners is either stupid, rude or out to get her. FML

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The Groucho Marx of Zoom

By Anonymous - 19/03/2021 21:30

Today, I was on a work call when my coworker made an accidental Freudian slip. Thinking I was muted, I muttered, "That’s what she said." I wasn’t muted. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2012 04:44 - United States

Today, I yet again heard a friend say "YOLO" as if it's a word. It was so annoying that I had to restrain myself from punching him in the face and offering him the chance to suck on one of my turds, since apparently "YOLO." FML

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Polite but wrong

By sucks - 05/01/2011 07:41 - Netherlands

Today, my boss walked in and said something I didn't quite hear, but my co-worker chuckled so to be polite, I laughed with him. They gave me some weird looks. My boss was actually talking about his wife's tumor and my co-worker was coughing. FML

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Clueless

By jobless1 - 05/07/2015 04:04

Today, I went to an important job interview, only to be told I'm not what such a "prestigious" company was looking for. This from a pimply-faced 20-something who took a personal call on speakerphone mid-interview, and actually said "LMAO" out loud at his friend's joke. FML

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The best form of flattery?

By Fred - 28/01/2024 15:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I mistakenly sent a voice message to my boss while imitating him in a comical way. The message contained my spot-on impression, complete with exaggerated jargon and phrases he frequently uses. I didn't realize it until I received a reply saying, "LOL, nailed it!" FML

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By kingkobrastrikes - 21/01/2015 01:56 - United States

Today, I was asleep and snored so loud that I woke myself up. I was at work and I am now the laughing stock of the office. FML

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I mean…

By Anonymous - 16/12/2020 01:57

Today, I finally noticed that my new coworker, with whom I have to share an office, starts every sentence with, "I mean…", then a pause, then says whatever he has to say. I can't un-notice it now, and it's like hearing nails on a chalkboard. FML

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PattonGilette2 18

Monday 11 November 2013 16:01

momsquared 10

Monday 11 November 2013 16:01

Things like this make me want my towel. Stupid people.

Comments

StompinOnCrayons 15

Monday 11 November 2013 16:41

Just tell him, you believe it is an arsehole, spelt Y.O.U (not to op, but to the snooty man )

JMichael 25

Monday 11 November 2013 16:43

I think I just secured my spot in hell.

skittyskatbrat 19

Monday 11 November 2013 16:53

Please, please, please tell me she hasn't reproduced before someone could take her out of the gene pool!!!! Now, print this page of responses off, and quietly leave it at her station.

middlenamefrank 8

Monday 11 November 2013 16:57

The saddest thing isn't that she thought you were wrong, when she was the one that was mistaken about a simple thing -- that happens to the best of us. The sad thing is the attitude. Even when I correct someone, which I do very rarely, I try to be graceful about it. Just the other day I held my tongue when a guy I hate said that the point we were discussing was "mute", not once but twice, because it wouldn't have done any good to correct him anyhow.

kernelkat 16

Monday 11 November 2013 16:59

I used that word once years ago and the person didn't know what I was talking about. I had to keep repeating it. At least he wasn't dumb enough to think it was LOL though.

happyapy 16

Monday 11 November 2013 17:16

You spelled 'FML' wrong. It's spelled 'L-O-L'. Idiots.

Omniprism 14

Monday 11 November 2013 17:18

I would have said "no I meant lull as in soft or quiet. Get a dictionary and look it up and don't be so flippant, you might want to look that one up too." And I can relate to crappy coworkers.

bobo_the_bear 5

Monday 11 November 2013 17:23

OMG dats a 4real FML. ROTFLMAO. #stupidpeople #kidsthesedays. Young ones, let me know if I did that right. Half the time I have no idea these acronyms mean.