Sex, Embarrassing, Awkward and Intimacy: Uncanny

Uncanny

By ToobyFrank - 06/03/2009 17:51 - United States

Today, my mother told me she didn't want my girlfriend spending the night anymore. I asked why, she said she heard us doing the nasty the night before and I denied it, hoping I could call her bluff. She paused for a moment and moaned EXACTLY like my girlfriend does. FML

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You deserved it 68 725

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By shawty - 22/08/2010 12:14 - Australia

Today, I heard my mother and father having sexual intercourse, and I found out that my mother moans the same way as my girlfriend. Guess who I now think about every time my girlfriend moans? FML

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By glittercat - 26/01/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML

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In the mood

By Steve - 16/12/2012 06:25 - United States - Oshkosh

Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML

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Cold shower

By MrAwsum - 17/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good, my phone beeped. It was a text from my mom, saying, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML

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ur mom gay

By Anonymous - 02/05/2018 01:30

Today, I pretended to be asleep when my mom and her best friend came home because I was tired as hell and I didn't want to be around them. I was then treated to a loud conversation about my mom's first time with a woman through our paper-thin walls. FML

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By anonymous - 21/02/2011 05:01

Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML

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Can't talk right now

By Anonymous - 03/07/2021 08:01 - Canada

Today, while I was getting a blowjob from my girlfriend in the shower, my mom stood outside the door the whole time, asking me about my day. My girlfriend never stopped going, and my mom, who was unaware that my girl was with me in the shower, is now getting me tested for speech impairment. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2010 21:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML

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By unbelievable208 - 05/08/2009 05:28 - United States

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. It was just me and her. Things began to get heated, and we started doing it on the living room couch. Near the end of it, I whispered in her ear, "Who's your daddy?" I then heard behind me, "I am." FML

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Not now, mom!

By Anonymous - 28/09/2020 18:02 - United States - Gillette

Today, my mother showed up to pick something up from my house. I was sleeping and before I knew it she was in my bedroom, jumping on my bed, saying hi to my ex-girlfriend who she thought was with me. It wasn't my ex, and I doubt that girl will ever want to hang out again after that awkward morning. FML

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omgepiphany 0

Friday 6 March 2009 20:08

You still live at home with your mother, and you're sexing up girls all night while she's within earshot? You fool, YDI

djspazy 0

Friday 6 March 2009 20:08

lmfao, every time you hear your gf moan, you will think of your mother. score 1 for mom

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deardaniel_fml 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 22:00

LOL @ 12

alwaysalady 0

Monday 9 March 2009 5:04

When I was first married, our first apartment wasn't ready until about a week after the date. Our wedding night was spent watching Monster House due to that very fear. And we were technically allowed to.

Brolin 4

Monday 9 March 2009 5:24

Your mom is awesome :D

musical_rina 0

Monday 9 March 2009 5:41

wow you need to get your own place if you're having sex with your girlfriend over night in your parents house, if you want to spend the night with your girlfriend, grow up. that's disrespectful.

TheOrpheus 0

Monday 9 March 2009 6:04

ewwww. you had to hear your mom moan! FYL.

msmil401 0

Monday 9 March 2009 6:26

Ok honestly, did your mother think that you guys would just play patty cake and go to bed if she allowed your girl friend to spend the night? Sounds like she might be mad she isn't getting as much action.

davidtheday 0

Monday 9 March 2009 19:41

Seeing as how this wasn't my mom, this post slightly turned me on. Is your mom hot?

Talenie 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 11:45

ahahaha. she definitely crossed the akward line.

marri_n 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 6:07

why would u do it while your mom's home? or have ur gf to quiet down.

cuog 0

Friday 13 March 2009 1:38

Hint: when mom says you were too loud the correct answer is I'm really sorry... the whole thing could have been avoided if you hadn't tried to lie your way out. When parents confront like that they KNOW.