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Trusting

By Anonymous - 13/07/2026 00:00 - United States - Rapid City

Today, after reminding my mother that I couldn't watch my father 5 days a week, she threw another temper tantrum and insisted that her druggie friend, who trusts everyone and drives my dad nuts, could watch him. This is how they are gonna get robbed, so I keep losing time with the husband and kids because of this. FML

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

Monday 13 July 2026 0:16

Let them deal with things.

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Monday 13 July 2026 0:16

Let them deal with things.

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