Health, Poopoo peepee, Weird and Farts: Trumpet solo

Trumpet solo

By Churizmo - 19/07/2009 18:52 - United States

Today, I was at a party and I really had to use the bathroom. There were 30-40 people talking outside the door, so I thought it would be ok to make some noise. Just as I'm about to begin having explosive diarrhea, everyone fell silent as my dad began to pray for our meal. FML

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By stinkypants - 10/11/2011 03:15 - India

Today, I went to a dinner party. I had a bad stomach, so I made a dash to the bathroom and forgot to lock the door. While I was in, I heard some voices outside. In a panic, my reflex was to get up and lock the door. I did so, while simultaneously shitting all over myself. FML

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By MisterBrown - 15/02/2010 07:08 - United States

Today, while at a family get together, my bowels suddenly decided they needed to be emptied. Straight away. I felt bad enough using someone else's bathroom for this, but later, my sister came in and loudly said "God, Brian, what the hell have you been eating?" in front of everyone at the get together. FML

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Check her out

By minnie - 28/08/2009 18:30 - United States

Today, I was feeling sick and I farted really loud in the school's girls bathroom. Some boys overheard from the hall and called everyone over. I came out only to find about 20 guys staring anxiously at the bathroom's door to see who I was. FML

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Bathroom break

By Anonymous - 21/12/2010 02:31 - United States

Today, I had to go to the bathroom. I was in a rush, so I went into the boys bathroom. I then had diarrhea. The entire basketball team was waiting for me outside the stall. They did a slow clap for me. FML

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You deserved it 8 252

Symphony

By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 19:17 - United States

Today, I had some pretty bad stomach pain, so I went to the bathroom. After a few minutes, two girls walked in, taking stalls next to me. That's when my farts began to get very large and explosive. Not only did they break into laughter, they waited for me to come out. FML

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You deserved it 5 199

By EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 - 17/08/2011 16:40 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML

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You deserved it 7 523

Leaked

By Morgan Bailey - 18/09/2018 14:00

Today, I tried to let out a small fart in a crowded restaurant. I had diarrhea. I walked past several families to get to the bathroom and clean myself up, only to still go home with a huge wet spot down my ass. My shirt wasn't long enough to hide it. FML

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You deserved it 879

By GoDiarrhea - 04/03/2010 18:52 - Argentina

Today, I came down with sudden diarrhea while at taekwondo practice. I discreetly called my dad for a pickup, but on our way out, he told my instructor that I had to go because I was "shitting my pants with fear". He did this in front of all my classmates. FML

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By ugh - 03/09/2013 23:53 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I ended up taking a massive dump after being constipated for a while. I thought I was alone, so I pretended I was giving birth to my turd, and let out all kinds of sound effects. Next thing I know, I hear a knock at the door and my mom asking, "Should I call 911?" FML

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By shroooms - 28/07/2011 20:37 - Slovenia

Today, my entire family, myself included, has been turned into a collective diarrhea fountain after going out to eat. We only have one bathroom. FML

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marz88 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 23:34

Family Game of battle ***** GO GO!

geesquared 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 23:33

that is really embarassing. XD

Comments

andrewbeltbuckle 0

Monday 20 July 2009 7:42

YDI for having E.D. (Explosive DIarrhea) ahahah only joking

Catmaren 0

Monday 20 July 2009 7:49

did you shout "get thee out of me, demons!" as you pooped?

rakhil11 7

Tuesday 25 August 2009 4:53

#78 - that would have been entertaining.... OP: wow, that blows....

Slackness 10

Monday 20 July 2009 8:41

To all the people who say 'That Sucks' you are wrong, it BLOWS not sucks. Poop thread :-) (*funny also clicking 'spill the beans' lol poop thread).

shannnonnx 0

Monday 20 July 2009 8:45

i bet they all call you the ' party pooper ' now , huh ? ;D

Slackness 10

Monday 20 July 2009 8:46

:-)

theuntouchable 0

Monday 20 July 2009 8:55

Ydi for believing in a higher power lawls

JanisEvans 10

Monday 20 July 2009 11:15

You were at a party where your dad prayed before the meal? Let me get that straight... I struggle to put together the word party with the word dad... and prayer... and since you didn't say dinner-party even meal... Try REAL parties for a change...

zargon 1

Monday 20 July 2009 12:28

Why must someone specify "dinner" in dinner-party, for example? It's a valid use of the word party to just say "party". Maybe it's not a bunch of drunk teenagers grinding all night, but it *is* a party.