Transportation, Trains and Work: Too late

Too late

By Anonymous - 01/03/2015 13:31 - United Kingdom - Guildford

Today, while on the train heading to my new job, my coat caught between two seats. I didn't notice until my stop. I whacked myself in the face in front of everyone trying to get it free, and ended up missing my stop. When I finally got to work, I was told not to bother coming in again. FML

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By anonymous - 22/04/2011 10:50

Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk out of the door and fell flat on my face on a platform full of people. Someone had tied my shoelaces together. FML

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By chloe - 29/06/2009 09:44 - Australia

Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML

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Crotch rot

By LassieToe - 30/03/2012 03:48 - Australia

Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML

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By Eric John Los - 29/01/2018 13:00 - United States - Haydenville

Today, I wore a coat that was too tight. The button gave way and quickly flew about ten feet to hit my very attractive new coworker right in the ass. FML

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By Icey_dan1 - 10/10/2010 15:16 - France

Today, I tried to jump between the train doors to make it in on time. And missed. FML

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By ShameMonkey - 27/09/2016 10:15 - Australia - Glen Waverley

Today, while commuting to work on a peak hour train, I lost my balance and accidentally grabbed a bald mans head to steady myself. To make matters worse, the words "oh gosh, I'm so sorry. I thought you were a knob" came out of my mouth before I could think about what I was saying. FML

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By cmzraxsn - 11/12/2010 19:32 - United Kingdom

Today, I ran to catch the train, but slipped on the stairs and fell on my shoulder. However, my effort was rendered useless; it wasn't even my train. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2011 10:43 - Australia

Today, I was sitting waiting for my train for a long while. When it finally came, I had pins and needles in my foot. When I got up, I fell and unsuccessfully stumbled towards the train. The doors closed and it left without me. FML

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By off-balance - 16/01/2016 15:00 - Finland

Today, as I was trying to get off a crowded train, some asshole pushed past me hard enough to nearly knock me over. My bag hit a preschool kid standing behind me, and I missed my stop trying to apologize to him. His mom yelled at me all the way to the next stop. FML

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By b. - 24/09/2009 10:06 - Australia

Today, I was going shopping with a friend. I got up to get off the train and landed on my ass. Not only had I walked into the metal bar, I'd broken my $800 glasses, and the train doors had closed, with my friend on the other side of the doors. FML

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vikky538 28

Sunday 1 March 2015 21:32

sorry to hear that OP.... hope you can find another one.

acommonman 23

Sunday 1 March 2015 21:37

Find another job. Everything happens for the best, ultimately.

Comments

guttedbrit 26

Monday 2 March 2015 0:34

grab the contents of your pockets and ditch the jacket?

thespiantess 18

Monday 2 March 2015 3:02

Yeah, it sounds like that scene from Birdman - ditch the robe and just strut the streets on your underwear.

najdof 10

Monday 2 March 2015 1:20

Damn, that sucks hard. Tip for next time, so you dont get in the same situation: Dont wear a coat :p

THERMALSCOPES13 3

Monday 2 March 2015 5:13

YDI for using public transportation with all the creeps that use it. I hope you get raped, that's the only way you'll learn your lesson.

KenielX 7

Monday 2 March 2015 5:43

Uhhh.. news flash, not everyone can afford a car? I honestly can't tell if you're trolling, or if you're stuck in a bubble of privilege.

THERMALSCOPES13 3

Monday 2 March 2015 5:21

YDI for using public transportation with all the creeps that use it. I hope you get raped, only way you'll learn.

Tutetheblack 20

Monday 2 March 2015 8:52

Burn that coat on a goat inside a boat. Now pray for good luck.

ayyykilla 9

Tuesday 3 March 2015 9:30

I would've tried my hardest to explain what happened. But if being late because of that was all it took you probably weren't very good at your job. It's ok thought. Look at it as an opportunity to find your true calling. Good luck finding a new job bud.

BaronVonStudley 9

Tuesday 3 March 2015 19:17

Time for a new job and take an uber

valentinov 15

Wednesday 4 March 2015 3:45

If you being late is all it took to get fired, you had it coming from some time now... They were waiting for an excuse, man. Don't worry, you're better off than working for those jerks. Go find yourself a company that respects you! Good luck.

John Henry 11

Sunday 27 August 2017 12:19

i had a similar situation except my ride who worked at the place i was hired in at was forced to work another shift and couldn't notify me(no cellphone use allowed). and my uninsured car was stuck in 2 ft of snow. i called in to let them know and they told me the same thing... so that was a pretty crap day....