Tonight, on First Dates…

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Israel

Today, I went on a date with a woman. She brought along her stuffed rabbit, and introduced us. FML
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Well, how weird would it have been had she not introduced you two?!

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Cheergal910 15

whipped out your... stuffed monkey! :D

rubieboo 0

omg no way was it nice rabbit?

huskieball17 0

I love Sgt. Buster!! (My USMC Bulldog) He literally goes everywhere with me! Except in the plane. Security would tear him up if I didnt put him under the plane :)

Looks like she really loves that Bunny :)

ComradeSean94 0

Dang thats weird. I knew a girl who named her hedgehog after me. It was strange. Well anyway, best of luck I hope that it dosn't work out! P.S. The name of the hedgehog was "Comrade Van Wolfgang"

j1981fletcher 0

well you gotta plow a 3 to appreciate an 8 so I'd go with the bunny stay away from the nut she'll ****** cut you

craaaazzzyyy just hope she's as crazy in bed jk lol

Garytt 0

whats wrong with that? I think its cute

tightsandtutus 0